Mountain Lion Attack!
Hill Country
30 W 26th (6th and Broadway)
Time: 3PM-6PM, 10PM-1AM
Price: $5 Well Drinks, $2 Well Shots, $6 Margs, $4 for 2 PBRs
Mothers, lock up your children, the cougars are on the loose! When I entered the underground bar at Hill Country, little did I know I was walking into a den of lascivious ladies 40+, bedazzled in beads and boas, and rocking out to a live-band playing their favorite 90’s classics. We listened to Counting Crows covers and picklebacked all night. Get your mind out of the gutter; a pickleback is the shot of Jameson followed by a shot of pickle juice…zing! The perfect thing to get your old lady in the mood…
The restaurant at Hill Country also has a Man vs Food-esque Challenge, where one has to consume 3 pounds of meat (including moist brisket, lean brisket, beef shoulder, prime rib), a medium hot side, a medium cold side, a 32 oz. drink and a cupcake, all in less than an hour. If you finish, you get it for free and your picture on the wall, and if not you have to pay $85. A ReBlog is definitely in order if I can find an Olympic meat-eater who wants to go for the beef. Volunteers?
Tags: because of the age difference, Hill Country, picklebacks, statuatory rape

