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Dear Readers,

I’ve been insanely busy producing BJ: A MUSICAL ROMP and haven’t had time to go out to eat, let alone write about it!  But I promise, I will be back in July with some amazing all-you-can-eat specials.  But in the meantime, I am hosting a fundraise for BJ and the Organic Consumer’s Association:

Thursday, June 9
Open Bar, 8pm-11pm
Pat O’Briens
1701 2nd Ave (at 88th)

We’ve rented out the back room of Pat O’Brien’s, and will have our own private bar and 3 beer-pong tables.  $35 will get you 3 hours of unlimited draft beer, well drinks and as much beer pong as you can play!  Bring friends and come on time to maximize your drinking and support a good cause

Sincerely, Peter

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2nd Annual Curry Eating Championship
273 W 38th (7th and 8th)
Qualifying Rounds: April 15-May 20
Final Round: June 5, 5:00pm

I’m having hot flashes just writing about this.   Go! Go! Curry is hosting a competition to see who can eat the most Japanese curry rice in the shortest time.  In the preliminary round, you’ll have to eat two plates (24 oz).  If you are among the top six finishers overall, you’ll get to compete in the final round against the likes of the Mouth of the South, Dark Horse and Porkslap to see who can eat the most curry in twenty minutes.  So, if you don’t already feel like vomiting, check out the promotional video, and watch as curry slops all over the trucker beards that adorn the competitors (another unspoken requirement.)

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West Third Common
1 W 3rd (Broadway and Mercer)
Time: Until March 31st
Price: Free garlic fries and glass of wine or pint of beer

A new pub just opened up in Noho, and to promote themselves, they are giving away fries and a drink, if you mention the code word “Wheaten Terrier.”  They also have a happy hour everyday from 4-8: $3 pints, $4 Well drinks, $5 Cosmos and Appletinis.  Stop by before March passes you by!

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The 18^th Annual Hot Chocolate Festival
City Bakery
3 W 18^th Street (5^th and 6^th)
Time: All February
Price: $2-$5.50

City Bakery is already in full swing with its famous hot chocolate festival, where it amps up this liquid dessert to the next level.  Check out the calendar to pick which days look the sweetest.  Today is Espresso hot chocolate, but there are more exciting options, including Banana Peel hot chocolate, Beer and Brown Sugar hot chocolate and “Sunken Treasure” hot chocolate.

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Restaurant Week
Time: January 25- February 7
Price: Lunch $24.07, Dinner $35 (Excluding Saturdays)

ITJS is back from winter break, and is looking forward to a 2010 loaded with princes’ food at paupers’ prices.  Thank God Restaurant Week is right around the bend, this year featuring 260 pretty-expensive restaurants serving not-quite-as-expensive set meals. So put on your bib, start polishing your fork and knife, and make yourself a reservation today!

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If you haven’t been invited to any apartment parties, and still don’t have New Years plans, don’t fret!  Zagat has compiled some great restaurant specials for the holiday, and  This site has literally hundreds of NYC parties listed.  But getting a spot at an open bar on New Years Eve is like trying to get into the bank on Black Tuesday 1929.  So you might want to pregame or bring a disposable flask (stocking stuffer?), so when that ball drops, you have enough liquid courage to ring in the new year right, (with your tongue in the mouth of that blurry stranger next to you.)

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Greenpoint Beer Festival at Red Star
37 Greenpoint Ave, Brooklyn
Time: Sunday, November 7, 1-11
Price: Free Entry, 6 beer samples for $20

If this is anything like the movie, it will be awesome.  And if I knew how to get to Brooklyn, I’d definitely be there.  36 brews from 20 different breweries.  If you don’t drink beer because you are gluten-free, or consider yourself a “whiskey-man,” come for the live music by several musicians, including John Forte or the Fugees.

http://beeradvocate.com/events/info/29341

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Le Cirque
150 E 58th
Time: Wednesday November 4, 7:30pm
Price: Chicken, free

Apparently there is some big basketball game tonight?  I’m not sure.  But in honor of whatever it is, Le Cirque is giving away fried chicken tonight.  Who knew this fancy schmancy restaurant would ever appear on such a low-brow cheapo blog!  The chicken may be free, but how much for a beer, $12?

http://ny.eater.com/archives/2009/11/fried_chicken_frenzy_pt_2.php

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Gonzo
140 W 13th St (6 and 7)
Time: October 31, 5-8
Price: 2-for-1 Pizzas at $17-19

If you are into large crowds, and things like that, and are planning on going to the annual Halloween “I’m-having-a-heart-attack-because-I-am-crushed-between-spongebob-and-an-obese-belly-dancer” Parade, stop by Gonzo before and get two pizzas for the price of one!

http://www3.timeoutny.com/newyork/the-feed-blog/restaurants-bars/2009/10/cheap-eats-two-for-one-pizzas-at-gonzo-on-halloween/

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Brooklyn Farmer’s Ball
Brooklyn Lyceum
227 4^th Avenue, Brooklyn
Time: Tuesday, October 27, 7-Midnight
Price: Dinner, Music, Dancing, suggested donation of $12-$25

Yee-haw, its time for a hoe-down, darn-tootin!  There will be a buffet of organic and locally grown cuisine and live music from four bands, including the Rude Mechanical Orchestra, and dancing.  All proceeds go to the Growing Food and Justice Initiative, which helps local farmers help all of us.  Sounds like a win/win.  Hope to kick up some dust with y’all there!

http://www.brooklynlyceum.com/news/the-brooklyn-farmers-ball-featuring-rude-mechanical-orchestra-and-more.-october-27