ITJS Goes Global: Green Houses and Red Hotels
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009
This past weekend, my friends and I took a little trip to Atlantic City, a quaint (read: gaudy) town from which the Monopoly board is based on. I decided to take on the Codename: Thimble, because it’s adorable, and fits right on your little pinky finger. Luckily, I didn’t end up needing a ‘Get out of Jail Free’ card. We took the Greyhound, which was $35 round trip. Apparently attached to the bus ticket was a Bonus ticket, where we would have gotten reimbursed for the trip in casino tokens, but we didn’t realize that until afterwards. Oops! Anyway, we got all spiffied up in our Sunday best, and definitely stood out against masses of extra-large t-shirts and fanny packs.
Atlantic City Hilton Casino and Resort
3400 Pacific Avenue
Atlantic City, NJ
We stayed in the Atlantic City Hilton, which came with it’s own casino, so our fortunes were only an elevator ride and a few steps away from our room. I scoped out the food situation, and unfortunately there was a Patsy’s Pizzeria in the hotel with a $35 prefix (gag). I didn’t spend two and a half hours on a bus full of gambling-addicts to be overcharged for underwhelming pizza that I could get in my neighborhood. But on the bright side, at the casino there were unlimited FREE drinks. Wowza! It’s perfect! You just have to be sitting at a table (or appear to be sitting at a table) when the server walks by. And its really easy, all you have to do is win, and then you’ll actually get paid to drink to your heart’s content. But alas, for many, it isn’t that idyllic. As one of my friends (Codename: Racecar) sobbed in agony at the end of the night, “I just dropped $700 on eight beers!”
Sbarros
1000 Boardwalk
Atlantic City, NJ
The next morning, our bellies were as emptied as our bank accounts. But apart from casinos, the Atlantic City only seemed to have ‘Cash for Gold’ stores, and the occasional sketchy deli complete bullet holes in the window. We reluctantly ate at Sbarros located within the Taj Mahal. For $3.95 I had a small cup of pasta salad, the only item that didn’t appear to be doused in grease. I had a dandy time in Atlantic City, but next time I will definitely bring my own food, and maybe I’ll switch to Codename: Top Hat, in hopes that I’ll come out on top.


The Border Café is in Harvard Square (right by to the University), so you can eat Mexican food and simultaneously feel very studious and academic. Upon being seated, you are brought chips and salsa. They are freshly-made and warm and amazing. I may even say that they were the best tortilla chips I’ve ever had (although that is a bold statement, and I’m not sure if I’m ready to make that kind of commitment). Anyway, I ate so many of them that I wasn’t hungry by the time my main course came. The order of guacamole was $3.95, and the margaritas were $5.50 each, and I marveled that the prices here were half or even a third what you would pay in NYC. For my main course, I got fish tacos for $7.50, which came rice and beans and pico de gallo. The fish part of the tacos were fried nuggets, more of a Tex-Mex/ Cajun style than authentic Mexican food, but still good. All that, and I still haven’t told you about my favorite part of the meal. I’m a big water drinker, and usually need my glass refilled seven or eight times during a meal, especially if it’s spicy. Border Café must have known that I was coming and gave us huge plastic cups of water, the size of pitchers, so I didn’t need to have it refilled at all! This place is border-line paradise!
The Sam Adams Brewery is in Jamaica Plains, which is like the Brooklyn of Boston (cute and neighborhood-y but slightly ghetto), and they give free tours six days a week. We took the 11:45 AM Monday tour, and our guide didn’t hide the fact that she had already put a few beers away for breakfast. Her eyes were glazed over a little, but she didn’t slur or spill beer on anyone, which was classy. After about 25 minutes of walking through the brewery and learning how beer was made (blah blah blah), we got to go in the tasting room and sample the beer. Everyone was given a 7 oz. Sam Adams’ tasting glass, which we were able to take home. And we tasted four beers: Boston lager, winter lager, blueberry witbier and brick red (which is never bottled and only served at select bars in Boston!) Technically we were only supposed to have three glasses, but pitchers were being passed around freely, and I was able to have five or six glasses, which kept me feeling toasty in the bitter Boston weather.
Cabo Cantina
One dollar, one slice? Say whaaaaaat? While there is nothing gourmet or unique about this pizza, it has all the essential components (dough, sauce, cheese, grease.) Fresh pizzas fly out of the oven faster then you can say ‘WhatcanIgetforadollar.’ The line is long, but it moves quickly, so there’s no time for the pies to dry out under the heat-lamps and become infected with air-born pathogens. Take it to go, or have a seat and mingle with the homeless (no offense to my homeless readers), but whichever way you look at it, this is the best bang for your buck. I give major props to the owners for opening a location kitty-corner to their biggest competitor ‘99 Cents Fresh Pizza’ on 41st, who recently added the tagline “1.07 including tax.” I’d rather pay $2, and slough the .93 for convenience. You make me sick, ‘99 Cents Fresh Pizza,’ we’re through! Don’t even bother texting me, you cheap false advertising pizza hoe!
The sister bar of Alligator Lounge in Williamsburg, this NYU hangout gives you a free 10-inch pizza with every drink you buy.