(4 out of 5 hot dogs)

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2 Bros Pizza
32 St. Marks Place (2nd and 3rd Ave.)
601 6th Avenue (17th and 18th)
592 9th Avenue (at 40th)
Time: All the time
Price: $1 for a slice of cheese pizza, $2.75 for two slices and a pop

One dollar, one slice? Say whaaaaaat? While there is nothing gourmet or unique about this pizza, it has all the essential components (dough, sauce, cheese, grease.) Fresh pizzas fly out of the oven faster then you can say ‘WhatcanIgetforadollar.’ The line is long, but it moves quickly, so there’s no time for the pies to dry out under the heat-lamps and become infected with air-born pathogens. Take it to go, or have a seat and mingle with the homeless (no offense to my homeless readers), but whichever way you look at it, this is the best bang for your buck. I give major props to the owners for opening a location kitty-corner to their biggest competitor ‘99 Cents Fresh Pizza’ on 41st, who recently added the tagline “1.07 including tax.” I’d rather pay $2, and slough the .93 for convenience. You make me sick, ‘99 Cents Fresh Pizza,’ we’re through! Don’t even bother texting me, you cheap false advertising pizza hoe!

(4 out of 5 hot dogs)

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Crocodile Lounge
325 E. 14th Street (Between 1st and 2nd)
Time: All the time
Price: Free Pizza, $3 Drinks during happy hour.

The sister bar of Alligator Lounge in Williamsburg, this NYU hangout gives you a free 10-inch pizza with every drink you buy. They also have ski-ball, games and a photo booth in the back. Overall, a fun place to chill with pizza and beer during the day, especially during happy hour from noon to 6pm where Yuenglings and well-drinks are $3, and still come with free pizza. The only drawback is that it gets absurdly crowded at night, so come early before the hoards of students.