(3 out of 5 hot dogs)

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Stumble Inn
1454 2^nd Ave (at 76^th)
Time: All the Time
Price: Drink Specials

I was heading home, minding my own business, when I tripped on an uneven piece of sidewalk, and ended up at the Stumble Inn.  But this was no ordinary piece of cement; it was a magical sidewalk that transported me to a bizarre Twilight Zone where I was trapped in a straight-to-DVD National Lampoon’s movie and couldn’t get out.  There were greasy nachos, $1 beers, and a party playlist to rival the frattiest frat house.  I went to use the restroom in the basement, and the Women’s Room door was propped open, and I saw two girls without their tops on, adjusting each other’s bras for maximum cleavage.  In the Men’s Room someone had spilled chili all over the floor and toilet seat.  At least I hope it was chili… Back upstairs, my friends were challenged at beer pong by a wicked cheating French team.  But in the end, the good guys won, and I can only imagine that the pompous pair was so ashamed that they took the next flight back to Charles De Gaulle.  Upon exiting, the outside world was drab and drizzly in comparison, and I went into a deep depression.  If one dark night you go walking on 76^th Street, and you stumble on a slanted sidewalk, you too might be lucky enough to visit this Brigadoon of the Upper East Side.

Monday- $1 Domestic drafts, $8 pitchers
Tuesday- $4 You-Call-It,  drinks, beers and shots
Wednesday- $3 Soco lime and lemon drop shots
Thursday- $12 buckets of beer, ½ off bombs
*Happy Hour: Monday through Saturday- ½ off whole bar. 11:30-7