home
  • About: So Very Special
  • Contact
  • Posts Tagged ‘Two Bros’

    Bros B4 Hoes

    Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
    1 votes, average: 4 out of 51 votes, average: 4 out of 51 votes, average: 4 out of 51 votes, average: 4 out of 51 votes, average: 4 out of 5 (4 out of 5 hot dogs)
    Loading ... Loading ...

    2 Bros Pizza
    32 St. Marks Place (2nd and 3rd Ave.)
    601 6th Avenue (17th and 18th)
    592 9th Avenue (at 40th)
    Time: All the time
    Price: $1 for a slice of cheese pizza, $2.75 for two slices and a pop

    2bros1One dollar, one slice? Say whaaaaaat? While there is nothing gourmet or unique about this pizza, it has all the essential components (dough, sauce, cheese, grease.) Fresh pizzas fly out of the oven faster then you can say ‘WhatcanIgetforadollar.’ The line is long, but it moves quickly, so there’s no time for the pies to dry out under the heat-lamps and become infected with air-born pathogens. Take it to go, or have a seat and mingle with the homeless (no offense to my homeless readers), but whichever way you look at it, this is the best bang for your buck. I give major props to the owners for opening a location kitty-corner to their biggest competitor ‘99 Cents Fresh Pizza’ on 41st, who recently added the tagline “1.07 including tax.” I’d rather pay $2, and slough the .93 for convenience. You make me sick, ‘99 Cents Fresh Pizza,’ we’re through! Don’t even bother texting me, you cheap false advertising pizza hoe!